Since the dawn of the Internet, many have sought to gain knowledge through it. At first this was difficult, but soon came search engines. Each was as a wise sage and provided many answers to help others along their paths. They answered requests gracefully, and replied with directions to find answers.

However none were worthy to be called master. Each had flaws in its perfection, each returned irrelevant results, and their users despaired.

Soon (around 1997), people began to hear of the coming of another sage. Two prophets known as Larry and Sergey foretold that one named 'Google' would come to enlighten all who seek its wisdom.

When the new sage was inspected by the most learned scholars and the people of the geeks and nerds, it was proclaimed that this was indeed the one they had been waiting for, and that Google would liberate all, just as the prophets had foretold.

Since this time, many have sought and found wisdom and understanding through Google...

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